Lots of people talk about how children teach you how to love and be loved truly selflessly. BS! Children teach you how to clean up your junk. You can't have messy room, house, car or other and then tell your kids to clean up their junk. Well you can but it won't make any sense. Also, kids junk is way, way messier than your adult junk.
I'm convinced that if I had children I've have a clean bedroom and dining room.
It's my theory and I'm sticking to it!