I Want an iPhone

1. I want to be the first person to have something and not the last.
2. People will think I need to stay connected and am, therefore, important.
3. I want to search the web with my overly grease-prone right index finger.
4. I won't even need an iPod with an iPhone.
5. The iPhone is THE adult toy and I need one.
6. I will have more confidence with an iPhone.
7. The money is well worth the benefit.
8. I will be entirely Moe-Bile.
9. I'll be cool.
10. People will envy me.

I'm a shallow husk of a real person.

Comments

[Laurie]

No, you have just succumbed to excellent marketing. Just think of the army of people hired to make you think this and just remember that it actually isn't anything more than another thing to clobber up your purse.