Miss Austen Meets Doctor 90210

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Jane Austen is too homely for the 21st Century and her editors have gone to the doctors of Beverly Hills for a makeover.  Did you see the Sex & The City episode where Samantha puts Carrie in caribou panties and hooker shoes? 

Jane, resist!  Your work is too good and timeless.  If people cannot value your contributions to literature and to true love without a plastic surgeon then those people do not deserve to read your books.